Friday, September 27, 2013

Harry Potter movies I want to see









found at http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/20-harry-potter-movie-sequels

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles

found at http://www.ign.com/images/tv/terminator-the-sarah-connor-chronicles-850896/4fa6cb2ecdc388ed13f326d0

Your mouth is talking

found at http://www.cafepress.com/mf/8414384/mouth-ash-grey_tshirt

Top 15 Mandarin Swears from Firefly (and how to say them). You're welcome.

15) Stupid Inbred Stack of Meat
笨天生的一堆肉。・ BUN tyen-shung duh ee-DWAY-RO

14) Cow Sucking
吸牛 ・ Shee-niou

13) A Baboon's Asshole
狒狒的屁眼 ・ FAY-FAY duh PEE-yen

12) Extraordinarily Impatient Buddha
真沒耐性的佛祖 ・ Jen mei NAI-shing duh FWO-tzoo

11) Dog Fucking
狗操的 ・ Go tsao de

10) Panda Piss
熊貓尿 ・ Shiong mao niao

9) Frog-Humping Son of a Bitch
青蛙操的流氓 ・ Ching-wah TSAO duh liou mahng

8) Stupid Son of a Drooling Whore and a Monkey
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨兒子 ・ Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze duh ur-tze

7) Have a Shit-Throwing Contest with a Monkey
跟猴子比丟屎 ・ Gun HOE-tze bee DIO-se

6) Filthy Fornicators of Livestock
喝畜生雜交的髒貨 ・ Huh choo-shung tza-jiao duh tzang-huo

5) Motherless Goats of All Motherless Goats
羔羊中的孤羊 ・ Gao yang jong duh goo yang

4) Holy Mother of God and All Her Wacky Nephews
我的媽和她的瘋狂的外甥都 ・ Wuh duh ma huh tah duh fong kwong duh wai shung

3) Shove All the Planets in the Universe Up my Ass
太空所有的星球塞盡我的屁股 ・ Tai-kong suo-yo duh shing-chiou sai-jin wuh duh pee-goo

2) The Explosive Diarrhea of an Elephant
大象爆炸式的拉肚子 ・ Da-shiang bao-tza shr duh lah doo-tze

1) Holy Testicle Tuesday
神聖的睾丸 ・ Shun-SHENG duh gao-WAHN
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


found at http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/11/fireflys_15_best_uses_of_chinese_profanity.php

Learned from Joss

found at http://thingslearnedfromwhedon.tumblr.com/image/11196401793

nerd girl of the week

found at http://www.themarysue.com/harry-potter-black-milk/2/