Friday, September 27, 2013

Harry Potter movies I want to see

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Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles

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Your mouth is talking

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Top 15 Mandarin Swears from Firefly (and how to say them). You're welcome.

15) Stupid Inbred Stack of Meat
笨天生的一堆肉。・ BUN tyen-shung duh ee-DWAY-RO

14) Cow Sucking
吸牛 ・ Shee-niou

13) A Baboon's Asshole
狒狒的屁眼 ・ FAY-FAY duh PEE-yen

12) Extraordinarily Impatient Buddha
真沒耐性的佛祖 ・ Jen mei NAI-shing duh FWO-tzoo

11) Dog Fucking
狗操的 ・ Go tsao de

10) Panda Piss
熊貓尿 ・ Shiong mao niao

9) Frog-Humping Son of a Bitch
青蛙操的流氓 ・ Ching-wah TSAO duh liou mahng

8) Stupid Son of a Drooling Whore and a Monkey
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨兒子 ・ Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze duh ur-tze

7) Have a Shit-Throwing Contest with a Monkey
跟猴子比丟屎 ・ Gun HOE-tze bee DIO-se

6) Filthy Fornicators of Livestock
喝畜生雜交的髒貨 ・ Huh choo-shung tza-jiao duh tzang-huo

5) Motherless Goats of All Motherless Goats
羔羊中的孤羊 ・ Gao yang jong duh goo yang

4) Holy Mother of God and All Her Wacky Nephews
我的媽和她的瘋狂的外甥都 ・ Wuh duh ma huh tah duh fong kwong duh wai shung

3) Shove All the Planets in the Universe Up my Ass
太空所有的星球塞盡我的屁股 ・ Tai-kong suo-yo duh shing-chiou sai-jin wuh duh pee-goo

2) The Explosive Diarrhea of an Elephant
大象爆炸式的拉肚子 ・ Da-shiang bao-tza shr duh lah doo-tze

1) Holy Testicle Tuesday
神聖的睾丸 ・ Shun-SHENG duh gao-WAHN

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Learned from Joss

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nerd girl of the week

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Monday, September 16, 2013

Saturday, September 14, 2013

Do or Do Not

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Great Harry Potter pics

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The last Harry Potter movie really strayed from the book, but before anyone panics, this accomplishes  2 things, first the ending in the book would not work on film because so much of it happened in Harry's head, second it provided a nice surprise ending for all of us who has read the books before we saw the movie.

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Ok Back to Fight Club

Nerd Girl of the week

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Let's Talk About Fight Club

I know the first rule of Fight Club is “you don’t talk about Fight Club” but we know everyone was breaking that rule anyway, because how else could FC have gotten so big so fast?
The film Fight Club made its debut in 1999, and stared Brad Pitt, Edward Norton, and Helena Bonham Carter.  FC is basically a social commentary against the emasculation of the American Culture and also decries our obsession with consumerism.   I read that Jans B. Wager once described the film as retronoir, if that doesn’t validate the whole point of the movie I don’t know what would. 
To me the film was reminiscent of the works of George Orwell, if you’ve read his books they warned of a society that is swerving off into an extreme Fascism, with a message to us that we should correct ourselves before it is too late. 
I loved the movie, and would recommend seeing it as many times as possible, and while you are at it, you should guilt trip that girl friend who forced you to watch chick flicks with her, into watching it with you.  It will be good for her.